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Sep 27, 2021Liked by Sari Botton, Jennifer Barnett

This is fantastic! Especially: "As much as I want to settle into my green velvet couch with a cup of tea, a good book and my saggy neck, I’m reminded I could be in an infinity pool in Malibu with a new ass. 😂

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Sep 27, 2021Liked by Sari Botton, Jennifer Barnett

Absolutely love this!

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Sep 27, 2021Liked by Sari Botton, Jennifer Barnett

Love this! Thank you.

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So relatable! I read this on sitting on my saggy a*ss on a brown leather couch drinking a cup of tea… … have you tried mock turtlenecks?

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