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Bette's avatar

Little by little, one by one, the losses mount! High heels, low heels, clogs. Contact lenses. Long hair. Short skirts, knee-length skirts, most all skirts. Dramatic makeup. My waist. Decolletage. Sleeveless shirts. Anything involving my knees. And so on!!

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Three Eyed Goddess's avatar

This. Even with a hard body and long hair, wearing sexy clothes is just not 'aesthetic' as Madame Rosa explained to her social worker when asked why she'd stopped doing sex work after she turned 50. I was just a nurse who LOVED clothes, shoes, and dressing to be HOT. And do I miss it.

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Bette's avatar

PS re clogs. Years ago, a doctor told me it was either my feet or my knees. One had to go. If I chose to keep my feet but not my knees, I could wear clogs. If I chose my knees over my feet, clogs were out forever. I chose my knees, but I miss my clogs every day.

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Sari Botton's avatar

That's a long list!

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Bette's avatar

And it ain't over yet, LOL!

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Bonnie Canelakes's avatar

Clogs? Had to give those up 3 decades ago. Also heels of most any height over 1.75”? Bye. You too ballet flats, sorry, gotta go (with rare exceptions). Finding cool shoes other than sneakers has become a nightmare now (altho shoe shopping is still a blast in general). In my late 40’s I took to wearing maxi skirts in summer to hide my sensible sandals. Now in my 60’s I just don’t care-some sensibles actually look, well, sensible on me. Winter is easy-boots, boots and more boots. Summer & spring make me choose my outfit for the day based on whatever comfortable shoes I have that are not orthopedic looking, so too often that means capri leggings and a tunic top w/sneaks. Or a long dress with ‘travel sandals’.

News flash: your feet will change as you enter pre-menopause. They change again post menopause. I used to have high arches but no more. I used to be a 7, I am now an 8 on a good day, yet my foot still measures 6.5 (but wide widths just fall off my foot). 🤷🏼‍♀️ So every single pair of new shoes is a new adventure. A style that fit me 5 years ago is now uncomfortable. Btw, these are the things not talked about or taught about life post 50, so make a note and gird yourself. Ya gonna have to part with more than your periods.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Good point about different shoe needs and different phases of life!

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Bonnie Canelakes's avatar

It consumes me.

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Deana's avatar

lol, same. I can natter WAY too long about foot health and finding what works for your body (for me, it was minimalist shoes with a bit more padding than they tend to come with b/c old feet lose cushioning)

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Lily Pond's avatar

These clogs--and your drawing--are charming! I don't have arthritis but since my 40s I started to give up on all heels and pointy shoes, underwired bras and any clothes that feel constricting (although, one day, while I was on set as a background actress for a period TV show, I had to wear a corset and three layers of petticoats--I almost passed out and had to leave the set!)

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, wow. I forgot to mention that I gave up underwire during the pandemic. Maybe that's another post for another time...

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Laura Patranella's avatar

I gave up underwrite a few years ago and never looked back! Game changer.

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Verna Gillis's avatar

My vagina! Like a vestigial organ.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Lol. BTW, people want to know if you're selling the Hag tee shirts...Let me know!

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Poppy's avatar

I've been so sad to give up my contact lenses, dark red lipstick, short anything, my single chin, seeing perfectly well with Progressives, and my body, you know, "well my ass and hips are wide, but at least I have strong legs and a pretty hourglass shape!" Complete with boobs that looked really great in an underwire bra. Now I'm shaped more like a Hershey's Kiss and the comfy bras I can get on barely hold my boobs up from my waist. :)

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Sari Botton's avatar

Yeah, I gave up underwire during the pandemic. I don't look as good, but at least my ribs no longer feel like they're in a cage.

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Jodi Sh. Doff's avatar

Never been able to wear them, too high an arch. On the flip side, I love a Chuck Taylor low top, but no arch support. Mostly I've had to part with my teeth, and replace them with paid for ones. ::sigh:: Could have been a lovely month on the coast of Italy instead...

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, I feel this, Jodi...right in the tooth that recently lost part of its old filling and is now screaming for a dentist visit. Sigh...

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Alicia Dara's avatar

I've had to give up my BELOVED Frye harness boots, the kind worn by biker gangs and rock stars. Starting when I was 18 had 4 pairs, one after the other, and I wore each one till it fell to bits. I used to wear them everywhere: onstage with my bands, on corporate gigs as a coach, once even as a bridesmaid with my tutu-like dress. They made me feel powerful and ready for anything, but my hips don't like them anymore, even with gellish inserts. For that matter, heels are pretty much a thing of the past, although I was recently reminded by a fashion friend about the "flatform", which is a shoe that looks like a heel but only cause one is carved out of the thick platform sole. I'm 5'9 and heels always put me above 6 feet, which I love, so I might yet give it a shot.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, kind of like elevator shoes! I hope they work out.

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Alicia Dara's avatar

Right! Or for that matter, creepers??

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Amy Allsopp's avatar

Creepers!!

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SCB Writer's avatar

Ah Sari! Thank you for sharing. I'm a wannabe recovering clog whore. I've refused to give up my honey-leathered Danskos, deeming them practical and even good for my achy, inflamed body. But I took a hard tumble in them last spring right in my living room when I slipped on a piece of dog food my aging Dachshund may have strategically placed to take me down. Being 50 at the time, I kept thinking I could've broken a hip.

Now, nearing 52, I've had to bid adieu to my bed. I've always been a terrible sleeper, even as a kid. But, now in my 50s and dealing with menopause and a host of other maladies, I can't sleep. Not even with medications. The heavy-hitters will knock me out for a few hours, but leave me in such a haze the next day I can't function. I bounce from couch to chair to futon most nights, a sweaty, frustrated heap of a woman. I hope this parting is only temporary, but saying goodbye to the cozy sanctuary of my bed has been most distressing.

Love you work here. Take good care.

SCB

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Sari Botton's avatar

Wow! I'm so sorry to read all of this, especially that you can no longer sleep in a bed! I had no idea that was even possible, although I will say my hip is often the most painful when I wake up in the morning.

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Susan Weis-Bohlen's avatar

Get a sleep number bed. Ok so it's like buying a car (you can make payments) but it's the best bed we've ever had!

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SCB Writer's avatar

It has been most frustrating. Here's to growing old! Haha

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shay's avatar

girl, talk to your gyn- hormones saved me and my marriage and likely from prison (I could have joyfully killed someone)

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Third Act Fiction's avatar

Co-sign! I’m sleeping like a baby again.

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Poppy's avatar

Oh how I feel your pain! I'm this close to ordering a Bed Jet. A 50-something woman in a sleep workshop I took swears by hers!

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SCB Writer's avatar

Oh, I'm not familiar with this. Googling now!

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Jay's avatar

I find my vintage clothes so uncomfortable. I used to almost always wear vintage but now I'm so aware of how constricting they are. I'm all about athletic wear these days. Clothes that move with me, that are cooling, that don't smell, don't need ironing etc

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Yen's avatar

Good night to sleep

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Julie Metz's avatar

I stopped wearing high heels years ago, but I saved a few that I view as art objects. Like you, I wore Olaf Daughters clogs in the 70s and those platform huaraches that were the thing to have in 1978. I made the same mistake a few years ago, buying a cute pair of clogs with an ankle strap. Definitely do not work on my feet. Ditto all flat shoes without arches. On the plus side, I have found that the foot pain I had has been reduced dramatically with Pilates exercises that build muscles in the feet. A game changer.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, those huaraches. I had a pair of those that I wore to sweet 16s. I had plantar fasciitis a few years back and had to do PT and have many appointments with a podiatrist. Pilates sounds smart.

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Julie Metz's avatar

The gist of the foot work is to alternate pointing and flexing and then stand up on toes. I know, painful. And I have arthritis in my toe. But I gave it a try and slowly over time my arches got stronger. And most amazing, the toe pain was reduced.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Encouraging!

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Amanda Dowd's avatar

Pilates is saving me from all kinds of arthritic limitations ! It is work but entirely worth it.

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Anne Bartron's avatar

Western boots, with beautiful designs and pointy toes-giving them up was so hard but my toes betrayed me! Stupid hammer toes!

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, yeah. Western boots are very cool looking, but do not inspire thoughts of comfort.

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Rebecca Gummere's avatar

Because I’m a stubborn little cuss, I hauled my neon green-and-blue rollerblades every place I moved over the last decade and a half, even though I hadn’t used them in ages. Finally, last year I looked at them at then myself in the mirror and said, “You’d break yer danged neck.” Somehow I kept thinking I’d skate again. But one day I knew I wouldn’t. I miss speed. I miss feeling easy in my body. Ah, well. I donated them to a thrift store that supports activities for disadvantaged youth. Hoping someone else gets the same kind of joy I did.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Nice that you donated them. I nearly killed myself on rollerblades in my 30s. Used them three times and then gave them away. But it sounds like they were a big part of your life. Sorry you can't enjoy them anymore. Glad you had a good run.

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Rebecca Gummere's avatar

My new mantra for a whole lot of things lately: That was then; this is now. I did have a good run, thanks. Grateful for that!

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Chris Carrier's avatar

Miss my rollerblades too, gave them to goodwill a decade ago. Fantasize about roller skates...probably not wise..

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Asha Sanaker's avatar

Many of my people are obsessive clog wearers and the swear by Danskos, which generally have backs that at least help with the shuffling problem. I tried to love them, but they provided no ankle support so I literally fell off of them too many times moving fast.

In terms of giving things up, there's heels, of course. Even a wide, platform heel just makes my back hurt. I also gave up sleeping naked because I would wake up with sweat trickling between my breasts and it just made me feel icky. I no longer will wear anything fitted that doesn't have a tremendous amount of give to it. Anything corseted or otherwise fitted with no stretch can f*!k right off.

I do sometimes mourn the bared midriff (and my 15-year old is a fan, so I think about it more than you might imagine), but those days are definitely over.

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Sari Botton's avatar

Oh, yes, nothing too fitted, and no bare midriffs. (Especially since I had abdominal surgery which left scars.)

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Casey Mulligan Walsh's avatar

Adding to the list of those who haven't worn heels for years--still have a few kitten heels in my closet but haven't put them on since...? The before times. Have gently moved toward more comfy underwire-less bras. But jeans, or any kind of pants with zipper and belt loops? Pretty much a no until the rare random day I'm in a jeans mood. My uniform has pretty much become leggings and tunic/dress with bright scarves or jewelry to fancy things up. I'm feeling part one-trick pony and part this-is-me-take-it-or-leave-it. Have to say, though, that at 68, I'm relieved to at least not look like what I thought this age would be decades ago. Still kicking!

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Jay's avatar

Oh God pants with a zipper/button - I cannot handle those at all. A flat elastic band is ideal around the waist so it's hard to step back to something worse like a zipper

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Sari Botton's avatar

I said goodbye to underwire during the pandemic!

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Judy's avatar

I'm a clog lover too. I just got birkenstock professional clogs and my back, knees and feet are surprisingly thrilled. I even have done some 12 hour standing shifts. These are rubber. Not the old fashioned suede

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Sari Botton's avatar

I'll check them out!

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Carole Tansley's avatar

After retiring from the UK to the eastern Australian hinterland and years of wearing heels in my university role, I just love wearing no shoes at all, all year round. Daytime shoes outside are Birkenstock thongs and once a week to church I wear Hush Puppy sandals. Supermarket shopping here is interesting…many adults and most little kids are shoeless too. Many people in these parts live an active life to their 90s. I wonder if going shoeless is the key?

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Sari Botton's avatar

Sounds...a little dangerous? But interesting to know this!

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